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Joke of the Day

"WebMD has a mobile app now. An app!!! A quick, easy and convenient way to diagnose yourself with cancer anywhere!"

"Is your refrigerator running? Because if so I'll probably vote for it."

"The UK's economy. That's the joke."

"Do you smoke... The Lady asked,"" Do you Smoke after Sex?"" I said,"" My gosh I never Looked!!!"""

"[at the zoo] Llama spits in my face I spit in llamas face Llama slaps me I grab llamas hair Scuffle ensues Llamas gf shouts ""leave it Gary!"""

"""Thirteen, thirteen, thirteen, thirteen... "" Fourteen, fourteen, fourteen, fourteen..."

"Orange is the new white rest are black."

"What do the french call 4/20? 80"

"I called my wife a hoe... Hey, she's good at gardening."

"First date: *puts entire onion ring in mouth* If yo'lik et ven yo'shoulla puh a wring owh it."