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Joke of the Day

"When do cannibals cook you? On Fried-days."

"Why did the paper follow the pencil? Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! ~Skip"

"Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math."

"What happened when the Italian chef died? He pasta away"

"I met this guy named Times New Roman... But he just wasn't my type."

"Lava can't melt marble columns. Pompeii was an inside job! WAKE UP ROME!"

"getting my hopes up only to become even more disappointed dot edu"

"My teacher asked me to turn in my essay. Pero no soy un rata."

"I got 99 problems and a bitch is one -JayZ"

"Who does a ghoul fall in love with? His ghoul friend."