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Joke of the Day

"Why do tulips glow? Because they come from bulbs. (This is the only *dad* joke I know.)"

"What's the difference between a special needs worker and a gardener? One of them has to water their vegetables"

"Did you hear about the lesbian with no arms? She couldn't hold her licker."

"So two reddit mods walk into a bar... ...ya think the second one would have seen it."

"How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ? Melon-collie !"

"Have you ever looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?!!!"

"What do you call an interracial dwarf actor? A half cast"

"There's no gangsta way to say ""Oopsie Daisy."" I know that now."

"Why does it take Sarah Palin so long to get ready in the morning? Because she has two faces."

"A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot... The bartender says, ""Wow! That is really cool! Where did you get it?"" ""Africa"", says the parrot."