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Joke of the Day
"What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds?"
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"lawyer: ""my client claims the altercation began because - and i quote - ""he came at me sideways"" crab: ""in my defence.."""
"I thought the girl at my bus stop thought I was sweet but apparently that's not what she meant by ""un-savory"""
"Our generation doesn't knock on doors. We will call or text to let you know we're outside."
"Hey girl are you from Tennessee? Because you look like your parents are related."
"Do you know the between a garbanzo and a chick pea? I've never had a garbanzo on my chest"
"I feel like putting on a shirt with a huge dot and going trick or treating the day after Halloween to scare people. Cause then I'd be a late period."
"What's your best limerick? There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini"
"What do Muslim children color with? A Quran"
"What is common between 5 and 7? Brendan Sullivan"