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Joke of the Day
"What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds?"
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"Mrs. Claus gave birth on the 24th of December I guess you could say Santa came early this year."
"if one member of the motorcycle gang has to pee do they all stop or does he just have to catch back up?"
"How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb? Two. The light bulb you remove and the light bulb you replace it with."
"What kind of chocolate swims in the ocean? scubGodivas."
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"I'm on at least 5 different social networks right now managing my empire of utter and complete bullshit."
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"Just failed my theory test. Apparently female drivers aren't a hazard."
"Economic research Economists are still trying to figure out why the girls with the least principle attract the most interest."