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Joke of the Day
"What language do Fed-Ex drivers speak? Parcel-tongue"
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"I like my women like I like the sun... Not exploding."
"When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bike... Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me."
"I will be the first president who is openly mentally ill"
"The first time I realised I was dyslexic... Was when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat."
"Why did the frat boy throw away his curtains? He was trying to get some Natural Light."
"Hey, Johns, your parents thought about your name for about half a second."
"Son: Dad I'm in love with a girl just like mum. Father: So what do you want from me? Sympathy?"
"My girlfriend just text me, 'thespacebuttonisbrokenonmyphonecanyoupleasegivemeanalternative' Anybody know what 'ternative' means?"
"There are three types of people: 1. Annoying people 2. Annoying people I am sleeping with 3. People I haven't met"