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Joke of the Day
"What language do Fed-Ex drivers speak? Parcel-tongue"
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"What do you call a pasture full of cows masturbating??? Beef strokin-off"
"A polite German who never showers walks into a cathouse... ...and does his buisness. All the women then commented on how he had quite a ""gru dich."""
"I was awakened last night by the bulimic lady in the apartment next door. I knocked on her door and said: ""Please keep it down!"""
"German sausages, eh? They're the Wurst!"
"If you name a baby Barbara, the baby turns 50 years old immediately."
"You hear about the guy who had his whole left side amputated? I hear he's all right now."
"Why are lazy farmers so great? Because they are just out standing in their fields."
"Did you hear the one about Sandusky at the beach? A father walked up to him and said, ""get out of my sun!"""
"I am like an electron.... My wife can only make guesses at my precise location by means of a probability function"