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Joke of the Day

"There's 3 things I hate about r/jokes people who think they know the punchline and misleading titles."

"Why are chemists such whores? They keep talking about their nitrates"

"Awww... -So you love me too?! ...kward"

"Ugh I hate the bathroom at this mall. There's not a single urinal. Just a bunch of women screaming."

"Why did the baker get smelly fingers? Because he needed a poo."

"ME: [in front of mirror] Bloody Mary Bloody Mary Bloody Mary *Bloody Mary appears* ME: I'm moving today and need your help BLOODY MARY: Shit"

"A sandwich walks into a bar... the bartender says: ""Sorry, we don't serve food here."""

"I used to think I was indecisive ... ... but now I'm not so sure."

"Global warming is partially bullshit. About 18% http://www.fao.org/ag/magazine/0612sp1.htm"

"No, YOUR stupid."