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Joke of the Day

"There's 3 things I hate about r/jokes people who think they know the punchline and misleading titles."

"Just remember, if you're attractive and they're ugly, it's not sexual harassment. You're giving them a compliment."

"If Albert Einstein sent you a text with a typo, you'd call him a fucking idiot too."

"Nothing beats a good math joke My penis is like an asymptote. It goes on forever but nothing ever touches it."

"What did the hamburgers say to the butcher who acted on a TV show? Welcome back Cutter!"

"How did the Hipster burn his tongue? He drank coffee before it was cool"

"The problem with the world today is that intelligent people are too smart to have children."

"Facebook So I was in a public library and saw a homeless man I had seen around town on facebook. It got pretty depressing because the page wouldn't load every time he tried to click 'home'..."

"Never argue with an Archeologist Theyll just keep digging up the past"

"My girlfriend likes to play this weird game.. Where she dresses up like herself and acts like a bitch all the time."