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Joke of the Day
"What did the hamburgers say to the butcher who acted on a TV show? Welcome back Cutter!"
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"I'm not saying I spend a lot of time in the restroom, I'm just saying if you walk into my stall you can be charged with home invasion..."
"Doctor: Well ma'am looks like you're pregnant. Woman: I'm pregnant? Doctor: No it just looks like you are."
"Your mother is like a repost. No one wants or likes her, but almost everyone uses her."
"You shouldn't call short people ""midgets"". It isn't the right gnomenclature."
"I love the way the Earth rotates... It makes my day."
"Oscar Pistorius found guilty of murder Police say he is now on the run."
"Did you hear about the butcher who backed into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work"
"Trump says that Obama founded ISIS but in his defense Donald thinks that founded is a synonym for ""located"""
"How are we going to know when America is officially great again? Is there going to be a party, like on a giant ship, with a banner?"