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Joke of the Day

"How are Michael Jackson and Starfish Tuna similar? They both come in little cans."

"What's the difference between a virtual car and a real one? You can't steal a real car a few bits at a time"

"A bag of flour is bragging to his friend about his new girlfriend ...His friend asks ""Does she have a sifter?"""

"Anal sex and cabbage have a lot in common. If you're forced to have it as a kid, you probably won't enjoy it as an adult."

"A Boy Fuked His Girls Friend Suddenly he understands It's her boy friend..actually Girl Friend Come To His dream......"

"What did 50cent say to his grandma when she gave him a knitted sweater for his birthday? G u knit!"

"I've finally decided to do something about my weight ... lie."

"The creator of the Hokey Kokey died last week... The funeral was a nightmare... when putting him in the coffin, they put his left leg in... And that's when the trouble started."

"Met an old friend... I ran into an old friend the other day. He asked if I was getting any on the side. I told him, ""It's been a long time, but I didn't know they'd moved it over."""

"What is it called when a dyslexic has a slow computer? A rack of lamb"