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"If you're moving to a new house for a ""fresh start,"" congratulations your new house is haunted."
"In the updated version of The Sixth Sense, Bruce Willis figures out he's dead when he sees his name trending on Twitter."
"Why was the jacket stinky? Because it was a windbreaker."
"So a horse comes into a bar... wait crap, I meant a guy... So this horse cums in to a guy (credit to cyanide and happiness)"
"Can everyone come to my funeral in FBI outfits, stand at the back & not say a word to my parents so they think I lived a cool double life."
"Have you heard about that new movie, ""The Homophobic Preacher""? Hasn't come out yet."
"Why was there a whale in Wales in a well? We're not sure, its a deep subject...."
"First person ever: I HAVE SEVERAL HOLES IN MY FACE WHAT IS HAPPENING"
"My wife thinks our sex life has got boring and I'm easily distracted... Oh well, better get back to it I suppose."