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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes? Anyone can mash potatoes"
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"My friend David got his id stolen... We call him Dav now!"
"Do I like money? $"
"How many Police Officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know, they were too busy beating up the room for being black."
"""We like the idea, we do. We're just afraid it's going to keep the viewer awake."" - Sundance Channel execs"
"I like long walks along the beach until the drugs wear off & I realize I'm actually crawling through the sand at the local construction site"
"What's a neckbeard's favorite pokemon? M'champ"
"I'm very popular at the gym. Girls always approach saying things like, ""Hey, this is the women's locker room."""
"How does Mulan's boyfriend explain himself when she caught him smoking pot? Shanghai"
"My stepfather, beating me black and blue, was no accident. Just a terrible faux pa."