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Joke of the Day

"I'm very popular at the gym. Girls always approach saying things like, ""Hey, this is the women's locker room."""

"TRUMP: I'm building a wall to keep Mexicans out. AMERICANS: I'm going to Canada if Trump is elected. CANADIANS: We need to build a wall."

"1 in 3 Americans, weighs as much as the other 2...!!"

"Man, I really wish I'd noticed that rubber ducky in the toilet BEFORE I pooped."

"What's the best part about taking a shower with an 11 year old girl? If you slick her hair back, she looks like an 8 year old boy."

"I got it from my daddy? PSY How do you like my Pun? PSY-ber Monday lol"

"Worldwide Survey A recent worldwide survey showed that out of 2,158,783,476 people, 95% were too lazy to actually read that number."

"Rumor has it that the new Miami baseball team will be called ""Humidity"" so that fans in Florida will be able to say ""It's not the Heat that's so bad it's the Humidity."""

"Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ? He wanted to find Pluto !"

"you never gotta worry about me cheating on you... i might eat something that was yours but thats about it"