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"People who say gays are destroying the fabric of society have obviously never seen what a gay man can do with fabric."
"Your girlfriend is much prettier with her hair down. And by down' I mean over her face'."
"What's the opposite of shell shock? Shell expectation"
"*catwoman struggles into suit* *catwoman realises she needs to pee* *crie*"
"A skinny girl and an overweight girl are standing in line on Friday morning. As the Walmart manager unlocks the door, skinny girl says, ""remember, black Friday lives matter."""
"My jewish co-worker told me this one What did the pedophile jew tell the kid? ""wanna buy candy?"""
"The way I bend the rules should qualify as yoga."
"Muslim feminist was explaining how women and men are equal in Islam ""You see, women have to cover their hair and their entire bodies. ""And to be equal, men have to.. uh.. wear shorts"" *applause*"
"As an Asian, puberty doesn't hit us... our parents do."