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"Hey, people who upload full movies to YouTube, get a life! Also, thank you!"
"Blonde Jokes What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown? artificial intelligence What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair red? Selling her soul for intelligence"
"whenever white girls are fighting and one of them calls the other ""hun"" during the argument world war 3 begins"
"How does the Navy separate the men from the boys? With a crowbar"
"What's the best way for an American to lose weight? Gamble in British currency."
"How much cum does a gay guy have? A butt load."
"I took a Viagra earlier and it got stuck in my throat... I've had a stiff neck for hours."
"A black man, a Jewish man, and a Chinese man walk into a bar... and the bartender says ""Get the fuck out of here."""