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Joke of the Day

"I told an ex of mine that i wished she was more punctual. So, from then on, she added !!!!!!! to every text. I have picked some winners."

"A little ad suggestion for durex We contain your orgasms! Literally."

"Do you know anything about antiques? Cause I found a tampon in my backyard and I wanted to know what period it was from."

"Why are all Blackberry workers so bad at basketball? Because the always hit the RIM!"

"My dog and I are just drivin around, listenin to music and OMG DOG DO YOU EVEN HAVE A LICENSE? PAWS AT 10 AND 2. DO NOT FOLLOW THAT SQUIRREL"

"I was once called a racist for saying black paint Apparently the correct term is ""Tyrone, please paint the fence."""

"Hi, I'm going to tell a dad joke! Hi ""Im going to tell a dad joke,"" I'm dad!"

"What do you call a blonde standing on her head? A brunette with bad breath"

"I was going to exercise until I remembered the story about that healthy guy that died that one time."

"I don't mean to brag but I've perfected the confused look whenever my credit cards get declined"