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"I drink my alcohol responsibly...spilling is not an option"
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"[moses parts sea] Slaves: wow! Why we running away if u can do shit like that? Lets go back & claim the pyramids Moses: thats my only trick"
"I need your best NSFW joke, before our coffee break!"
"Don't Be Racist Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!"
"Where does the three legged horse live? The unstable"
"What does being in the mafia and eating pussy have in common? One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit."
"I mutter ""you arrogant asshole"" when my phone auto-corrects 'iphone' to 'iPhone'"
"What did the number zero say to the number eight? ""Nice belt."""
"I hate tacos Said no Juan ever."
"There is only one house song. It's 38,000 minutes long."