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Joke of the Day

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The P is silent."

"Q: How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful? A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin."

"What is the difference between a politician and a mortician? A Mortician waits until after you're dead to fuck you."

"Alcohol is like liquid Photoshop for real life."

"Knock knock. Who's there? Bob. Bob who? Bob Jones."

"If Hillary debates Trump for 24 hours, what won't you hear? A word of truth."

"Nine out of ten doctors agree that dying is bad for your health. The other doctor is clad in a dark robe and carrying a scythe."

"Have you guys ever heard of the crazy Mexican Train Killer? He had...... Loco Motives"

"Why does the Pope only eat munchkins? Cause they're the holy part of the donut!"

"My time-travelling uncle died. RIP Robert Mack, 1968-1834"