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Joke of the Day

"I need your best NSFW joke, before our coffee break!"

"How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?"

"The inventor of predictive text has died. His funfair will be hello on Sundial. #1PUN"

"What makes you special? My extra chromosome."

"I was going to tell a joke about amnesia But for the life of me, I can't seem to remember it!"

"Job Interview ""It says in your CV that you are quick at mathematics. What is 17x19?"" ""36"" ""That's not even close!"" ""But it was quick!"""

"When I was a kid my fairy godmother asked me if I wanted a long penis or a long memory I forget my response."

"What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything."

"I recently came into a lot of money. The bank teller wasn't happy about having to use gloves."

"Ever hear the one about the welfare moocher who used his government payoffs to live on lobster and steak? It was Donald Trump."