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Joke of the Day
"Is that a tongue ring? No... my mouth is just liftin weights"
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"want to hear a NBA joke? Kyrie Irving starting in the all star game"
"The Jonestown cult survivor was never any good at jokes. He always missed the punchline."
"What blood type are most grammar Nazis have? A Type O"
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Cookie ! Cookie who ? Cookie quit and now I have to make all the food !"
"Million dollar idea: let's start a Twitter swear jar"
"Cop: Know why I stopped u? Scientist: No Cop: How much science u do tonite? Scientist: Just one-[test tube falls from coat] Cop: Get out"
"Why did the 3 year old go to jail? For resisting a rest."
"""Y'ever wonder why the TARDIS is square on the outside but round on the inside?"" *SuperCuts lady finishes my haircut without another word*"
"If your name is Sullivan, you've got a good name, but if you go by your nickname you've Sully'd your good name"