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Joke of the Day
"Love is like a fart If you have to try its just shit"
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"The next time you're tempted to crack an easy joke about a typo on a Chinese menu, consider how well you write in Mandarin or Cantonese."
"Woah, woah! Lets see some I.D., Kid! LOLZ!! Just kidding! Press that button and come on in! -Adult Websites"
"Q: What's delaying the Polish space program? A: Development of a working match."
"If Mississippi lost her New Jersey what would Delaware? Idaho, Alaska"
"Dwarfs and midgets have very little in common"
"How about a restaurant where the minute you walk in you lose cell service and your camera app is disabled we'll call it ""ENJOY YOUR LIVES"""
"How is a pirate like a trumpet player? They both murder on the high C's."
"Why did princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt."
"As a child I was obsessed with the difference between cosine and sine As I got older I realized it was just a phase"