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Joke of the Day
"Can you believe they got back together after all that shit? MY BUTT CHEEKS!!!"
Next Joke
"What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer? One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer."
"How do alien hunters keep from oversleeping? They SETI their alarm-y"
"I'm smart. Just not remembers how to write a cursive Z, smart."
"*takes a puff of an E-Cigarette* yeah, I have all of Skrillex's albums on vinyl."
"Gravity is just the earth being really clingy"
"What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson, after the autopsy."
"me: [raises hand] my date: again, that's not necessary"
"Shout out... ...to the people who don't know what the opposite of in is."
"I quit my job today!! The money from that Nigerian king arrives tomorrow, I'm so excited."