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Joke of the Day
"My thumb keeps attacking my pinky... I've got a civil war on my hands!"
Next Joke
"Sorry I can't go out. I forgot to charge my phone halfway though the day."
"What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? Acne doesn't come onto a boy's face until he's 13."
"I yelled ""STOP EATING CAT TURDS OR IT WILL HURT WHEN YOU POOP!"" & my dog stopped eating, so if you need a motivational speaker contact me"
"How do you kill a 1 legged fox? Make him run across Canada. (sorry)"
"Jokes about fat people aren't funny. They just don't work out."
"My password is ELEPHANT. It may not be the strongest but I never forget."
"What did the pizza man say to Jay Garrick? Hi, I'm Jay Garrick."
"r u a sheep becus ur baaaaad"
"What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?- A wash and wear wolf"