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Joke of the Day
"what do you call a blonde that dyed her hair brunette. artificial intelligence."
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"I bet if Wolf Blitzer interviewed ""The Situation"" in The Situation Room my TV would explode into a million pieces."
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"What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit? Hare in your milk!"