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Joke of the Day

"what do you call a blonde that dyed her hair brunette. artificial intelligence."

"What is the difference between British beer and a pussy? The pussy only tastes like piss at the start."

"Good morning class, science is our lesson for today. Teacher: What is science? Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science? Student: science is our Lesson for today."

"What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? - Quattro Sink-o"

"I will never eat at Chick-Fil-A because of its owner's bigotry. Thank god every other corporation is run by kind, forward-thinking people!"

"I heard they were gonna make a movie about Michael Jackson It was gonna be titled ""50 Shades of Black""."

"Postmodernism pun Hi all, I'm trying to come up with a clever pun on postmodernism but I'm stumped. Does anyone have any clever puns on postmodernism?"

"Today I made a boat with a lot of ballast on the hull. It made turning a bit of a *drag*."

"Who made Lewis and Clark's footwear? Sock-a-gawea."

"i always wear this epi pen its rly special. my friend gave it to me literally as he was dying it seemed very important to him that i have it"