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Joke of the Day

"I like to have sex in the kitchen so she doesn't have to walk to far to make me a sandwich after. You know, because I'm a gentleman."

"What is a homophobe's favorite fruit? Cant-elope."

"A grasshopper walks into a bar The bartender immediately says, ""Hey! We got a drink named after you!"" The grasshopper looks at him quizzically and says, ""You've got a drink named Leonard?"""

"""I wish there was a more convenient way to stalk others""- The phrase that started Facebook."

"What's a good article I should open as a new tab and not look at for weeks until my browser crashes?"

"I once met a man from Nantucket... ...He didn't understand limericks, either."

"I assume guys who wear their phones on the hip do so because their pockets are stuffed to the brim with condoms and girls phone numbers"

"I always choose Pepsi over Coca-Cola because I prefer my soda dehyphenated."

"What does Tammy Wynette do to beat the heat? Stands by her fan."

"I always see homeless people walking around with cups of change. I bet they could afford a house if they werent drinking money all the time."