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Joke of the Day
"Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver."
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"Well I failed my driver's test today. The instructor asked me what I do at Red lights, and I said, ""Text and Facebook"""
"me: one time i almost got trampled to death in a mosh pit kid: did you die? me: hmm"
"Graphene can do everything... Except leave the lab. :)"
"""That'll be $15.99 please"" ""Do you take giant revolving badgers?"" *cashier grabs me by the throat* ""We ONLY take giant revolving badgers"""
"A gun walks into a bar... And says ""Hey bartender - I need to get loaded."" The bartender says ""Ok, I'll get you a few rounds."""
"What do you feed a disappearing cat? Evaporated milk"
"Why do bananas get all the ladies? Because they have appeal"
"*Walks into school* Simon says give me your Pokemon cards Ok now close your eyes *Walks out* Kids are so dumb I didn't even say Simon says"
"I'm badman! bad to whom? whoman!"