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Joke of the Day

"I Got Banned From /r/twoxchromosomes I guess I am too male to understand (Y)."

"Next time during church, stand up and ask your pastor ""Have you ever turned down heroin?"" Both Yes and No are equally entertaining answers."

"I once tried to overdose on Viagra. It was the hardest time of my life.."

"Joke Trade You post a joke, i will (hopefully) make a thread out of it with other jokes or at the very least post One response that is related. Lets trade!"

"Did you know Helen Keller is on the back of the Alabama quarter? ""No, and I bet she hasn't heard about it."" ""She probably hasn't seen it either."""

"Q: Why did the witch's mail rattle? A: It was a chain letter."

"If a movie is ever titled Reception, we know it won't be starring AT&T.; Am I right? Up top!"

"I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits. He said, ""How flexible are you?"" I said, ""I can't make Tuesdays."""

"Two lying, click-bait advertisers walk into a bar. You'll never believe what happens next!"

"Where do you guys stand on the cheese debate? I'm staunchly pro-volone."