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Joke of the Day

"""Love means never having to say your sorry."" - someone who is very single"

"Did you hear about that kid who claimed that his age was 2015? He was infact a *year* old."

"When midgets celebrate 4/20... Do they get high, or just get medium?"

"I recently found out that I'm colorblind... It came out of the purple."

"Mission Impossible? He's done four of them now. Let's call it ""Mission Pretty Hard but Ultimately Doable"""

"This might sound crazy, but I have proof the CIA is putting chips in people's brains. I think they're Pringles."

"what is in common between h.clinton and ronda rousey? they both won the popular vote"

"Poor Susie! Q: Why couldn't Susie ride the swings? A: Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie!"

"[traffic jam] MAN: [rolls down window] Dude, why? ME: [in the next car holding a rabbit as it repeatedly kicks the horn] It's his birthday"

"You have something big inside you. Share it with the world: MetamucilTM"