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Joke of the Day
"Jesus didn't know how to close a door. He was born in a barn."
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"A guy is walking with a young boy into the woods... Boy ""hey mister its getting dark out and I'm scared"" Man ""how do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone"""
"The original Latin name for Monday was Thisshitagain. #littleknownfacts #alsonottrue"
"2 blondes are on their way to Disneyland... they see a sign reading ""Disneyland left"". So they cried a bit and headed home."
"5yo slooowly walks by: ""Hi, mom and dad."" 4yo slooowly walks by: ""Hi, mom and dad."" CODE RED CODE RED"
"I came across the most beautiful girl i've ever seen today at the supermarket.. She wasn't the least bit happy, even after I offered to clean it all up and buy her a new top.."
"Bruce Willis: I hate when people talk during movies, I never do it Director: Yes but we're filming the movie now, do you see the difference"
"Question about The Catcher in the Rye In chapter 5, I didn't understand why the bus driver made Caulfield get rid of his snowball. He was just...Holden it."
"How does Hilary Clinton clean her glasses? By wiping the mainframe."
"I finally Understand Math Me: wow i finally understand math *moves on to next question* Me: what the hell is this"