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Joke of the Day
"Confuse future archeologists by burying your pets in elaborate military uniforms."
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"Two fish in a tank... ...one turns to the other and says, ""how do you drive this thing?"""
"A German tourist in France. A German tourist arrives at a French airport. Immigration officer asks him: ""Occupation?"" The German replies: ""No, no, just visiting."""
"Guys I finally came up with a name for our character: Spongebob ""Perfect!"" Thanks ""What's his last name?"" Oh, uh- *looks at pic* Squarepants"
"TIL there is a real place called The Cake is a Lie seriously, what do you expect from me?"
"Scars make a man handsome? Bathe your cat every day and you'll become the sexiest man in the city very soon!"
"Advice for all girls: You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar. But you catch the most flies with corpses."
"Why did the narcissistic cannibal end up in the hospital? Because he was so full of himself."
"Good, good, good, if it isn't that guy who isn't very well at grammar"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? He needed to get that high score"