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Joke of the Day
"A Nobel prize winner posts to Reddit... (Fart sounds)"
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"When I was teenage boy At first I wanted to be a gardener. Then I wanted to be a pool cleaner, afterwards a plumber. Then I stopped watching porn movies and went to college."
"Sorry I misunderstood BYOB, what should I do with this buffalo?"
"I saw a Muslim guy do a double backflip off his friend's shoulders today. It was sikh"
"Why couldn't the motorcycle stand on it's own? because it was too tired."
"What's a mouse's least favorite record ? What's up Pussycat !"
"What do you call repetitive diarrhea? Re-runs. (ba-dum, tss) It's just the same shit over and over again."
"What's the best day of the week to marry your gaming console? Wednesday"
"[1st date] *recalls buddy said women like a manly man* *but also, be sensitive* I like to work with my hands, But splinters make me cry."
"[interview] BOSS: How many words can you type a minute? ME: Probably all of them BOSS: What do you mean? ME: Well, like for example, pickle"