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Joke of the Day

"POLLY GETS A CRACKER WHEN HE STOPS REFERRING TO HIMSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON, and not a moment before. Stupid bird."

"The American Dental Association recently awarded their ""Dentist of the Year"" award once again. But all it is is a little plaque."

"What's an Arab man that drives a bus An otto-man"

"Polish joke What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night? A new last name."

"I accidentally dropped one of my husband's Viagra into my contact solution and now I'm cockeyed."

"Yo momma so fat you can see the entire couch behind her due to gravitational lensing."

"Finally Gay and Lesbian couples can get married... It's about time they were allowed to be as miserable as the rest of us."

"I just threw a rock at a guy who was getting Subway breakfast. He understood why."

"Given the number of tampon's wrappers in our trash either my wife is searching for the 1 with a Golden Ticket or shit just got real."

"I caught two kids smoking pot outside my office. Fifteen minutes later my boss caught me and two kids smoking pot outside my office."