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Joke of the Day

"A Pentium processor engineer is counting visitors to a bar He's counted 12.000000000057249999 patrons so far."

"LeAnn Rimes No, it doesn't."

"Jamaica is demanding compensation from the UK for our involvement in the slave trade! Shocking, we already paid for them once!"

"* Dalai Lama goes on killing spree after listening to my coworker eat soup *"

"I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory! I only took a day off!"

"In third grade a boy gave me a valentine that said ""You're the Obi Wan for me"" and that's the highlight of my entire dating experience."

"Did you hear about the two podiatrists who opened their offices on the same street? They were arch enemies."

"TIL a post won't be removed if it is in the wrong subreddit."

"""If life hands me lemons I'll be an Arnold Palmer."" - Ice T"

"An undertaker and a snake If an undertaker and a snake got married, what would there towels say? Hissss and Hearse"