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Joke of the Day

"Three variations of ""Sir, we're mining too many useless minerals."" http://puu.sh/aTYoy/2e4a5f69b8.png"

"What is a Coronation Street resident's least favourite football team? Tramnear Rovers"

"I never could bring a woman into my house. At first, because of the parents. Later, because of the wife."

"Why don't the dutch have a space program? Their spaceships Netherland."

"[Me as an Italian language translator] Police: Ask him where the money is hidden. Me: Spaghetti tortellini Benghazi Fibonacci cappuccino."

"What did the black kid get for Christmas? My bike"

"How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex? You just call me..."

"""I have a particular set of spills,"" Liam Neeson says, eyeing his soiled shirt. He looks for a napkin but the last one's already been Taken."

"Pc Does anybody knows how to clean a laptop without opening it"

"I just got condoms installed on my floor today it protects the hardwood."