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Joke of the Day
"What did the shepherd's wife say to the shepherd? You herd."
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"Unless: -The house is on fire -The cops are about to kick down the door -Or you're ordering food Do NOT talk to me while I'm on the toilet"
"What happened to the Oklahoma Territories? I don't know but they're OK now."
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"A magician turns into a driveway..."
"What's orange, and sounds like a parrot? A carrot."
"LPT: Always know what subreddit you are posting in"
"I said I was a man with a plan. I said nothing about it being a good plan."
"I think what I did to get away from that spider could qualify as parkour."
"Just helped a girl give birth... OP delivered."