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Joke of the Day
"you know the joke of the pearldiver? blub blub gone he is"
Next Joke
"Another beautiful day to waste the utopian potential of social media on social media."
"What killed the Wicked Witch of The West? Splash damage"
"I think there should be a small amount of weed in every first aid kit."
"What's up? The price of pussy. (My math teacher in high school use to say this one, he was cool.)"
"What piece of clothing is made overseas in an Asia country? Japanese"
"When your pet is staring at you, it's probably thinking ""I wonder how long those things live."""
"I just want a girl that's nice and sweet that doesn't require a lot of money and I can dunk them in milk wait, a cookie, I want a cookie"
"Tolkien once wrote a novel set in an office... It's titled, ""And My Fax""."
"Just installed an egg cannon on the hood of my car. Flipping people off and cursing at them just doesn't satisfy me anymore."