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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a black guy and a pile of dog shit?? eventually the dog shit turns white and stops stinking."

"What do dads never forget to include in their ""dad"" jokes? PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave."

"Why does the doctor spank the baby after birth? To knock the dicks off the dumb ones."

"I heard Hotel California for the 6th time on the radio during my cross country road trip. You can change the station any time you like, but the song never leaves"

"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? It's easy to make the same joke about 9/11."

"My wife kept trying to get pregnant but she blew all her chances"

"Can someone tell Buzz that it's impossible to go beyond infinity, guy's pretty stupid for an astronaut."

"""What do we want?!!"" ""PSYCHIC POWERS! NOW!"" ""When do we want it?!!"""

"Why don't men have mid-life crises? They stay stuck in adolescence. "

"People with Tourette's would be great to take to improv shows where they take audience suggestions."