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Joke of the Day

"Tim & Jim went had coffee They both ordered hot coffee and after a while, Jim yelled ""OMFG ! Drink fast before it cools !"". Tim asked why and Jim said ""Hot coffee is $10 and Cold is $50."""

"What's the only thing working out at the gym? The business plan."

"What do you call a fake Chinese iPhone? A slanted-iPhone"

"What do you call a fat person with a flat butt? A hipobottomless"

"I've seen Han Solo land the Millennium Falcon on an asteroid, I'm sure he can handle landing a plane on a golf course."

"I'm not afraid of someone who threatens to open up a can of whoopass on me... I'm much more afraid of the people who can the whoopass to begin with."

"Why was Han solo so suspicious after sticking his dick in Princess Leia for the first time? ...it was Luke warm."

"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day... Teach a man to microwave a fish and he'll lose the respect of all his co-workers."

"My pooch found a great TV show for us to watch Dogter Who"

"The Simpsons need to have an episode where Arsenal win the Champions League"