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Joke of the Day
"What is worse to injest than E Coli? Broc Coli"
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"Yo momma so fat that after sex she smokes a whole pig."
"WARNING: KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN- DO NOT STAND TOO CLOSE TO THEM, THEY ARE GROSS AND WILL ASK YOU FOR STUFF"
"Why shouldn't you buy shoes off the street? They might be laced with something.."
"I bought a Russian porno magazine the other day called Barely Legal. Opened it up and there was a picture of two men holding hands."
"What other body parts did Voldemort not have apart from his nose? His legs and arms.. because he was disarmed and defeated."
"Movie tickets for 4: $56 Popcorn: $16 Hot dogs: $20 Sodas: $14 Candy: $15 Parking: $5 Seeing the smiles on your family's faces: $126"
"what does god light his cigarettes with? a match made in heaven .-."
"How does Stephen Hawking commit suicide? Alt-F4"
"Years ago, scientists knew barely anything about space! It was probably because those scientists were babies"