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Joke of the Day
"What is worse to injest than E Coli? Broc Coli"
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"Did you hear about the new cemetery? People are dying to get in."
"Chemistry joke... I would tell a chemistry joke, but there'd be no reaction."
"What do you call a sick eagle? Illegal"
"I recently heard Lorena Bobbitt died in a car accident ... Some dick cut her off"
"Unarmed Aeroplanes, America's only weakness. too soon?"
"Why was the cemetery plot salesman upset? Business was dead."
"What's better than winning a gold medal in the quadriplegic (crippled) Olympics? Walking."
"Q: What do you call 55 men watching the superbowl? A: Pittsburg Steelers"
"Do scarecrows really work? No, but because they don't register for benefits, they don't count as unemployed either."