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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a sick eagle? Illegal"

"Two flies are on a toilet seat. One gets pissed off."

"Where are PCs formed? In the computerus."

"What's the difference between Marmalade & Jam You can't Marmalade you cock up a chicks Ass"

"I went all around town looking for an optometrist's office when, at long last, I found one. It was a site for sore eyes."

"I must be emotionally constipated ...because I haven't given a shit in days"

"My 9 year old son - ""If I ever get Bieber fever, just let the fever kill me."""

"Trying to motivate myself to go for a run, but it's windy outside. And outside."

"I spent an hour explaining how WiFi works to my wife and my dog. The dog gets it."

"Does anybody know what date Easter is this year? And if so, what are you, obsessed with Easter"