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Joke of the Day

"Asking politicians to give up source of money is like asking Dracula to forsake blood."

"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist..."

"I recently started resistors in Physics It's good, but the teacher gives way too much Ohmwork."

"Q: How many lawyers does it take to plaster a wall? A: It depends how hard you throw them."

"Inspecting mirrors Is a job I could really see myself doing it"

"What is the most common kind of martial arts among Germans? Jewjitsu"

"Have you ever had sex while camping? It's fucking in tents."

"I hate these services like Tinder and Grindr. I remember back when if you wanted to have sex, someone else had to make a huge mistake."

"What city has the biggest amount of mistakes per capita? Uppsala"

"i'd tell a joke about food but... It'll be of bad taste"