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Joke of the Day

"Find someone who can make you happy, like a doctor or pharmacist....basically anyone who has access to mood-enhancing drugs."

"Did you hear about the girl who went fishing with five guys ? All she came back with was a red snapper."

"one time a kid at recess said i couldnt actually dig a hole to china, i said ""Watch me"" then walked away. i avoided him the rest of the year"

"Why is the Vagina like the weather? Once it's wet, it's time to go inside!"

"Hey, old people! Less driving, more dying. Thanks!"

"Did you hear about the kidnapping at the school? It's okay...he woke up."

"I hate thinking of new passwords. Last time I did I chose ""Penis."" But got the error: Your password is too short. I tried BBCPenis, that was too many characters. Guess that ones too long."

"How do you make a cat bark like a dog? Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: ""WOOF!"""

"It's International Holocaust Remembrance Day And Fugghedaboutit Day in Germany."

"What did the toaster say to the bread? I want you inside me."