194040

Joke of the Day

"*at movie theater* M: I'll take a large popcorn with extra butter. H: Sure. What movie are you seeing? M: I'm not."

"Doctor doctor I've got a little sty. Then you'd better buy a little pig."

"Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is."

"What is the difference between a Black Guy and an elevator ? One can raise a child"

"If Dairy Queen and Burger King had a baby, what do you call it? Restaurants can't have sex you moron."

"Screenwriters, you know that script you're working on that's a mix between 2 brilliant films? Well it isn't and I'd like a grande soy latte."

"What do you get when you combine a Comedian and a Whorehouse? a BROFL"

"How did the sad mathematician kill himself? With a hypotenuse"

"What's an SJW's favourite animal? A Pander."

"If a band plays music in a thunderstorm who is most likely to get hit by lightning? The conductor."