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Joke of the Day
"Why did the rope go to jail? Because he was knotty"
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"A good name for a transvestite. Susan B. Anthony"
"Do you want to speak to the manager or someone who know's what's going on?"
"Knock, Knock. Who's there? To To Who? Um, it's 'to whom'."
"My favorite part of sex is when I'm actually having some."
"Peter: My brother wants to work badly! Anita: As I remember he usually does !"
"Couldn't afford the ""Wheres Waldo"" book for my baby niece so I just Tivo'd the winter X-games and told her to find a black man in the stands"
"There was a soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray He's now a seasoned veteran."
"if i ever become a dad my thing is gonna be sayin ""spoiler alert"" to my kid& then pointing at cars w/ spoilers. thats gonna be my dadphrase"
"People from the UK have been exercising more. They've lost a few pounds."