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Joke of the Day
"[trying to talk to girl] Ha so you from around here? ""Ya"" Cool me too. I love planet earth"
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"About to finish my second book of the day! And when I say book, I really mean magazine. And when I say magazine, I really mean pizza."
"Graphene can do everything... Except leave the lab. :)"
"my grandfather destroyed the economy w/ the overproduction of coins he pulled from behind my ears. the market simply could not deal"
"I have high cholesterol, so my doctor has me on the ""period"" diet One egg a month"
"Why do toilets flush after getting pissed on? They get embarrassed."
"So my girlfriend of five years asked me... . . ""Daddy, when is my 6th birthday?"""
"I realised today after seeing gray hair in the mirror that my dream of being a child star will never happen."
"What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider? Bacon and scrambled leggs."
"There are 10 kind of people in this world Those who understand binary and those who don't"