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Joke of the Day
"In bed last night my wife said ""Do you want to try something?"" So we put OJ on the stand."
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"A man goes to the proctologist The doctor gave him a thumbs up."
"ME: I wish I could just go back to the good old day FRIEND: don't you mean good old days? ME: no, I just had the one"
"combine the name of the first enemy you ever had and the name of the last thing you ate out of a microwave to get your Horrible Asshole Name"
"If bullshit was a snowflake... I'd be in a fuckin blizzard right now"
"Bad sign. My fortune cookie just said, ""Abdominal cramps""."
"So i was fucking this midget with one arm (nsfw) Boy, is my arm tired."
"A man worked at an orange juice factory, but he was canned because he couldn't concentrate."
"What did the casket say to the sick casket? Are you coffin?"