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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 2 lambs dating? A relationSHEEP."
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"What do you do when you come across Santa on New Years Eve? You wipe it off and apologize."
"What did the forward rooster say? Cock a doodle do. What did the backward rooster say? Doodle doodle cock. WHAT did the gay rooster say? Any cock will do."
"TIL Pigeons die when they have sex At least the one I fucked did"
"You guys wanna hear a sushi joke? Alright... How do you make a tuna roll? Push it down a hill."
"Who is Pitbull's favorite nascar driver? Dale Earnhardt jr."
"how do you know that adam and eve were white have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man"
"What is the height of hunger? Teeth marks on the toilet seat."
"Why did all the sea monsters refer to the kraken as a whore when he died? Because he died choking on a bunch of seamen."
"What's long, green and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog's finger."