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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 2 lambs dating? A relationSHEEP."
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"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender."
"Why did the band 999 megabytes break up? Because they couldn't get a gig."
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"Did you hear about the guy who got his tongue cut out by the mafia? Never mind. It's a tasteless joke."
"The Boy Scouts came up with the strongest knot in the world... You just leave a pair of earbuds in your pocket while you're hiking."
"Why did he do that? Who is she? What does that mean? When did that happen? Why? How? I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema"
"You're like an opera singer.... Cause it's all about me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-meeee ----Robert Kelly"
"Ladies, if he says he's six foot four inches, make sure that's not two separate measurements."
"They say in New York somebody gets stabbed every 15 minutes, poor bastard."