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Joke of the Day

"You guys wanna hear a sushi joke? Alright... How do you make a tuna roll? Push it down a hill."

"My dick was in the book of ""Guiness World Records"" once ... ... until the librarian caught me and decided to throw me out"

"If there's ever a flood disaster in the Middle East & they want to make a charity song I got a great title: Raindrops keep falling on Ahmed"

"What's better than double-fisting a newborn? HADOUKEN!!!"

"WELL WELL WELL, if it isn't the lady who's baby I stole."

"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking JK Rowling"

"Dark Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, ""It's dark in here isn't it?"" The other replied, ""I don't know; I can't see."""

"Whos the coolest guy in hospital? The ultra-sound guy. Who takes over when hes on holiday? The hip-replacement guy"

"Saying the Punchline After the Setup What's the key to a good joke?"

"Blanket on: too hot, Blanket off: too cold, 1 leg out: perfect, until the demon from Paranormal Activity grabs it & drags you down the hall."