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Joke of the Day

"What's the last thing they do to a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll before it leaves the factory? Give it two test-tickles!"

"I put the 'c**k' in 'puts c**k in anything'."

"Q: What did the blonde customer say after reading the buxom waitress's name tag? A: ""What did you name the other one?"""

"My girlfriend found lipstick in my pocket, I told her straight up I was cheating, there was no way I was going to confess I sell AVON.."

"Which is the most eco-friendly subreddit? r/Jokes, because 99% of its products are made from recycled material."

"A man walks into a bar... Another man ducks."

"Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's really time-consuming."

"That moment when... ...you're on reddit too much and you say repost too often."

"""The New York Times"" isn't the punchline... but... http://www.politico.com/blogs/media/2015/01/correction-of-the-day-200768.html?ml=tl_4"

"What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met? Pork and bologne sammiches."