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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the pedophile musician? He was caught fingering A-minor."
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"A man walks into a bar and his name is JOHN CENAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
"I met this european guy last night who claimed he was a well endowed white supremacist Well, he said he was a hung aryan"
"*Getting murdered* omg I have the exact same knives"
"Two wind turbines are having a paddle 1: What's your thoughts on renewable energy? 2: I'm a big fan."
"I only date men who have cats because they've been pre-trained to try and figure out what you want if you just stare at them long enough."
"Is your refrigerator running? ...must've been made in France"
"How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag? Take the S out of safe and the F out of way.."
"Happy Groundhog day, everyone!"
"*At the bank Robber:THIS IS A STICKUP! Me:Looks like a gun R:SHUT UP! M:Well, 'THIS IS A GUN' is way scarier Teller:He's got a point"