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Joke of the Day
"I like my women just like my wine... 14 years old and locked up in the basement."
Next Joke
"What song do they play at a Jehovah's witness funeral? Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door"
"Why do women always say they want a man with a stable job? What's so glamorous about cleaning up after horses?"
"That awkward moment when it's not actually awkward, but just sort of a general observation about everyday life."
"Why should honeymoons only last six days? Because seven days makes a hole weak."
"What do you call someone that lives next a horse? Their neighbor"
"When someone reads your message, then never responds, it's just hurtful. I mean, what else could they possibly have going on at 3 AM?"
"Picture us, making love. Wrong. More cheese."
"What's the difference between my daughter and my wife? I need viagra to maintain erection with my wife."
"Always tweet as if your unfollowers are watching."