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Joke of the Day
"I like my women just like my wine... 14 years old and locked up in the basement."
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"What happens when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?"
"What's the difference between a Canadian woman and a moose? 50 pounds and a flannel."
"Sometimes I feel like Stephen Hawking in the morning Because I can't get out of bed."
"Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor? He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent."
"What do xbox services and prostitutes have in common? They both take my money then go down on me"
"The Pope is making great strides in combating child abuse... But many priests are still coming in a little behind."
"Cleaning out my handbag. Wondering if nine pens are enough."
"What do Tempurpedic mattresses and raptors have in common? ""They remember"""
"What is the unit of power? Yes."