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Joke of the Day

"That awkward moment when it's not actually awkward, but just sort of a general observation about everyday life."

"what do you call a dog who sits on a bench and reads his newspaper? a human-dog xDDD"

"What do sexist horses eat? Hay hay hay."

"My first language is typo."

"Why did the cowboy get a Dachshund? Because someone once told him to ""Get-a-long-little-doggie"""

"How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver? He beeps twice before coming through the flaps."

"Rob somebody at gunpoint today, show the world how serious you are at nicknaming your new friend Robert."

"What do you call a doctor that graduated at the bottom of their class? Doctor."

"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer today They must have been laced or something cause I've been trippin all day."

"No coffee in the pantry this morning so I had to go outside and show my dick to a cop to get the old motor running."