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Joke of the Day
"Why should honeymoons only last six days? Because seven days makes a hole weak."
Next Joke
"I've been waiting all year to post this this"
"Last week I walked up to Wayne Rooney at the airport and said,""How about an autograph mate?"" ""Sure."" He replied. So I signed a photo print of myself and gave it to him."
"What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear? White vans"
"I wish some people could actually see their personality when they look in a mirror."
"What was Hitler's favorite animal? *Nnnnnnnnnnnnnneeiiiinnnnnnnnn*"
"My wife and I have agreed on a trial separation. The kids aren't to keen, but my wife and I just don't want them anymore."
"[ronald mcdonald in fake mustache sidles up to group of teens] mcdonalds sucks right guys? Let's discuss ways they could improve their image"
"why dont jewish people like getting made fun of? Because millions of them already got roasted"
"Bars are one of the few places that will solve your problems & create your problems at the same time."