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Joke of the Day
"Why should honeymoons only last six days? Because seven days makes a hole weak."
Next Joke
"My whole life is that moment when you send an important e-mail mentioning an attachment without the actual attachment."
"A Polar Bear walks into a bar... ... he says to the server, ""Hello, I'd like some fish and chips.."" The server says, ""We don't serve polar bear here."" The Polar Bear says, ""Oh Thank God."""
"I met a girl in a bar last night and she said she wanted the night to be magical.... So I fucked her and disappeared."
"My friends in Germany were complaining that they couldn't find a good bagel anywhere... well whose fault is that?"
"I made a joke at the US-Mexico border jajajajajajahahahaha"
"I just want to be rich enough to stop giving people toilet paper for Christmas"
"How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? He felt his presents!"
"What is the most searched porn on the ginger-bread man's computer? Crumbshots"
"What should a rabbit use to keep his fur neat? A harebrush."